Crown Condoms


God bless the Japanese: They've developed a way to make latex as thin as physics will allow. For couples who want as little between them as possible - that would be all of us - these are clearly an excellent option.

SHE SAYS:
"OK, I gotta say, these feel pretty good, too."
HE SAYS:
"It's a tossup between these and the polyurethane ones: You feel a lot of heat and some muscle squeezing. The downside is they're snug, especially at the base."

Paradise


This condom has lubrication that does not contain Nonoxynol-9, which can cause burning. (No it wasn't just your manly size that made her run to the bathroom.)

SHE SAYS:
"They coulda been less stingy with the lube, if you ask me."
HE SAYS:
"So can we use this for butt sex?" (Yes, but you'll still need extra lube.)

Inspiral Condoms


For a guy with a big, well, head, the bulbous shape fits loosely around the tip while remaining tight at the base.

SHE SAYS:
"It doesn't feel much different to me, but it makes a weird sloshy sound."
HE SAYS:
"It's nice to have the extra room, but all the excess material makes my soldier look a little undersized."

Trojan Extended Pleasure


These condoms are lubricated with stuff that numbs your soldier to avoid an accidental fire.

SHE SAYS:
"I do notice that he can go a lot longer."
HE SAYS:
"This is like being too drunk to finish, but without the joy of a beer buzz."